GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta talk about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that forward went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a movie scene. And th